Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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