I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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