That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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