We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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