that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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