i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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