whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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