It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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