he wants to bone in the snuggie
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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