Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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