oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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