Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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