I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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