haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
