I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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