doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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