Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
high people should be assigned attendants
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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