we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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