Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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