it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
wow bdsm is so cute
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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