I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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