Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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