its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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