I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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