I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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