Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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