that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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