Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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