yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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