it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just googled if crying burns calories
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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