woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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