Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Randomize
