Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
