one two three fourrrrnication!
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Farmville is her only friend.
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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