Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
you will always have a special place in my vag
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Randomize
