its not stalking. its research.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
