i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I can't put those talents on a resume
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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