i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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