physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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