Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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