You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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