so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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