i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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