My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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