used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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