Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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