Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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