When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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