Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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