You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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