Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Randomize
