Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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