Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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