Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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